Dave: (stepping out of his overwater bungalow, squinting at a nearby island) "I need to get to that island over there. Why isn’t there an Uber Boat?" Lisa: (adjusting her sunhat with a sigh)"Dave, you can’t Uber a boat." Dave: (pulling out his phone, confused)"Why not? If I can Uber a car, a bike, even a helicopter in some cities, why not a boat? This is the Maldives! It’s,...